Diminutive Donkey that Deftly Dominates Any Debate!
 
This hard working beast with a walloping kick
Has a heart for the downtrodden, needy, and sick.
He gallops full speed as he shakes his blue hair,
A knight on a mission, to make all things fair.

It’s off to the races! The campaign begins!
Promoting his platform with hopes of a win.
Victorious results are announced late at night
And he’s off to DC to fight the good fight.
 
Left, Right, or Center, Party Animals are the Life of the Party!